Roadtrip to Dodgeball City

I’m out of practice; I’ve been staring at this blank post for about a half hour[ now three days] without the faintest idea of where to start. It’s not that I don’t have anything to say, it’s that I have so much. It’s been a very long winter, with heartbreaks and laughter; A winter with lots of time and no motivation; It’s been tumultuous but I’m better for it. I’m just not sure where to start.

Here’s the most recent. I’m so very sore, I played for the second time in a local fundraising tournament, technically The 3rd Annual Bikini and Speedo Dodgeball Tournament sponsored by Good Morning Gloucester . It was cold, very cold, around 37 degrees cold. Now, 37 degrees F may not seem bad if your from the northeast but when you’re rocking a bikini and there’s a nice breeze it gets a bit chilly. If you’ve been a follower your may remember this tidbit from last year, I got a bit banged up.

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Well this year went a bit differently. I was the last man standing.

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I’m beyond a bit proud of this considering last year I literally had to be carried off the field due to an injury.

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[Nothing like a little pregame stretching]

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The original face book caption for this photo read something like:

“If I have to play dodgeball in a bikini in under 40 degree weather you damn well better believe I’ll be drinking at half past ten in the morning”

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My magnificent team!

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Everyone needs a little attitude. [BTW I got those dudes out on a double elimination. It hit one and it bounced off him and hit the other. I wish I had seen it but I was too busy whippin dodgeballs around the court.]

Needless to say, bikini dodgeball can get weird:

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Action shots don’t always provide a great angle, as proven again:

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The last three photos were taken by the magnificent Jason Ouellet Photography! You can check out more pictures of the event on his FB.

And more awkward angles ensue:

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let’s just call this a bikini bottom “adjustment”

[although we all know it means I had to stop my butt from being exposed to 100+ people, and yes, this occurred while I was the only team player left on the court, so all 200+ eyeballs were on me; don’t you just love the video camera pointed directly at me. Yup it was caught on film, I’ll now be known as the notorious adjuster…new superhero anyone?]

What’s the fun if you can’t laugh at yourself? And seeing as I’m constantly and inadvertently putting myself in awkward laughable situations why should strangers be the only ones who get a good chuckle out of it?

Regardless of the dodgeball debauchery I had a fabulous time and can’t wait until next year; Until then, I’ll go on a roadtrip!

Yup, you heard it here. I’ll be taking a roadtrip from MA to TX. I’m going to Dallas ladies and gents! I leave on Tuesday and will be posting probably just a few pictures here and there but I’m sure I’ll be blowing up my instagram, so check the link at the left and get your follow on!

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Me and my lady friend, one Miss. E, shall be braving the open roads together to get her and her belongings to new job in DALLAS TEXAS. Holy cannoli that’s a hike. I’m still a bit in shock that I’m actually leaving the state of good Ole’ MA [please ignore any VH1 sponsored shows when thinking of my beautiful home state, wicked single my ass]. I’m very excited and a bit nervous but I’m leaving and not even I will get in my own way this time!

So glad to be back with all of you!

Comments

  1. says

    I am so glad you came back to post!! MY HOW I HAVE missed you. Thank goodness I can still stalk you on IG though!! I loveee this post, you are such a badass!! Way to redeem yourself! Have a great time on that road trip!

  2. says

    Good for you for writing still — I hate the feeling you described so well in the first paragraph about having too much to say and not really knowing where to begin. I just have to share that I really enjoy your writing style, and sense of adventure! Good luck with the road trip and definitely continue to avoid watching wicked single.

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